She Was Lying Like A Loaf Of

Tiffany Is Wrestling In Jell-o.

I Thought I Was The Last American Weirdo Then I Met Chris Chandler.

I Love Blacks And Gays And Latinos, As Long As They Don't Live Next Door.

You Only Live Once, So Off With Them Pants. Hell Ain't For Sure, It's Only A Chance.

People From Outer Space They Come Up To Me, They Don't Look Like Doctor Spock, They Don't Look Like Klingons, All That Star Trek Jive. They Look Like Elvis.