She Was Lying Like A Loaf Of

I Love You More Than The Pool Hall, But Not As Much As Football.

You Only Live Once, So Off With Them Pants. Hell Ain't For Sure, It's Only A Chance.

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child, It's A Big Foot Baby All Covered In Fur.

National 21 Drinking Age, Huh, What Do You Think About That? A Bunch Of Malarkey, Whatever Malarkey Is, Man, It's A Whole Bunch Of It.

Me And Don Henley Are Fast Acquaintances Now, Or Something. He Actually Got On Stage And Sang With Me.