She Was Lying Like A Loaf Of

Tiffany Is Wrestling In Jell-o.

I Graduated From College In Ohio And Bummed Around For A While, And Then I Joined Vista, Which Was A Domestic Peace Corps Kind Of Thing, And They Sent Me To Colorado.

Me And Don Henley Are Fast Acquaintances Now, Or Something. He Actually Got On Stage And Sang With Me.

I Love Blacks And Gays And Latinos, As Long As They Don't Live Next Door.

When I Look Out Into Your Faces, You Know What I See? I See A Little Bit Of Elvis In Each And Every One Of You Out There.