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List of Lewis Grizzard Quotes

We have put together a list of some of the best Quotes that Written by Lewis Grizzard

Lewis Grizzard
Total Quotes 38
Let's All Start Walking More And Driving Less.
Driving
Walking
Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It.
Love
Life
Sex
I Grew Up In A Very Large Family In A Very Small House. I Never Slept Alone Until After I Was Married.
Funny
Relationship
Marriage
If You Are Not The Lead Dog, Your Scenery Never Changes.
Dog
Never Change
Scenery
They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.
Heart
Sadness
Flats
On A New York Subway You Get Fined For Spitting, But You Can Throw Up For Nothing.
Travel
New York
Fun
Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel So Good For Myself.
Feel Good
Feels
When My Love Returns From The Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?
Valentines Day
Valentine
Care
Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Terminal Disease.
Funny
Humor
Perspective
Mama Had An Appreciation Of The Language. She Taught Me A Love Of Words, Of How They Should Be Used And How They Can Fill A Creative Soul With A Passion And Lead To A Life's Work.
Appreciation
Passion
Creative
If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About A Quart Low.
Love
Oil
Lows
Spring Time Is The Land Awakening.
Spring
Land
Awakening
  • Born: October 20, 1946
  • Died: March 20, 1994
  • Occupation: Writer
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