Spring Time Is The Land Awakening.

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.

Let's All Start Walking More And Driving Less.

Yankees Don't Understand That The Southern Way Of Talking Is A Language Of Nuance. What We Can Do In The South Is We Can Take A Word And Change It Just A Little Bit And Make It Mean Something Altogether Different.

There's Nothing Inherently Dirty About Sex, But If You Try Real Hard And Use Your Imagination You Can Overcome That.

Today's Sensitive Male Has Learned To Share In Open Frank Discussions About Relationships Like, "where The Hell Did You Get A Crazy Idea Like That? You Been Reading Redbook Again?"