Spring Time Is The Land Awakening.

You Call To A Dog And A Dog Will Break Its Neck To Get To You. Dogs Just Want To Please. Call To A Cat And Its Attitude Is, 'what's In It For Me?'

They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.

If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink, It Would Be Diet Pepsi

The Idiot Who Invented Instant Grits Also Thought Of Frozen Fried Chicken, And They Ought To Lock Him Up Before He Tries To Freeze-dry Collards.

Let's All Start Walking More And Driving Less.