Spring Time Is The Land Awakening.

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It.

If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink, It Would Be Diet Pepsi

I Finally Figured It Out, I Finally Figured Out How To Find Some Peace And Happiness. I Sure Would Hate For The Man Upstairs To Take Me Now. But At Least I Did Figure It Out.

I Grew Up In A Very Large Family In A Very Small House. I Never Slept Alone Until After I Was Married.