When My Love Returns From The Ladies

There Is Something Wrong When You Wait In Line Thirty Minutes To Get A Hamburger That Was Cooked For Ninety Seconds An Hour Ago.

If You Are Not The Lead Dog, Your Scenery Never Changes.

Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going To Find A Woman I Don't Like And Give Her A House.

Today's Sensitive Male Has Learned To Share In Open Frank Discussions About Relationships Like, "where The Hell Did You Get A Crazy Idea Like That? You Been Reading Redbook Again?"

Let's All Start Walking More And Driving Less.