When My Love Returns From The Ladies

On A New York Subway You Get Fined For Spitting, But You Can Throw Up For Nothing.

If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink, It Would Be Diet Pepsi

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, And If It Did Somebody Else Would Own The Orchard.

The Game Of Life Is A Lot Like Football. You Have To Tackle Your Problems, Block Your Fears, And Score Your Points When You Get The Opportunity.