Let's All Start Walking More And Driving

I Finally Figured It Out, I Finally Figured Out How To Find Some Peace And Happiness. I Sure Would Hate For The Man Upstairs To Take Me Now. But At Least I Did Figure It Out.

Kinky Sex Involves The Use Of Duck Feathers. Perverted Sex Involves The Whole Duck.

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.

If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About A Quart Low.

God Bless Merle Haggard. He Did All The Things That Johnny Cash Was Supposed To Have Done.