Let's All Start Walking More And Driving

Life Is Like A Dogsled Race. If You Ain't The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes.

If I Ever Get Back To Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet To The Ground.

When My Love Returns From The Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?

Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Terminal Disease.

It's Difficult To Think Anything But Pleasant Thoughts While Eating A Homegrown Tomato.