Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women

If I Ever Get Back To Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet To The Ground.

Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, And If It Did Somebody Else Would Own The Orchard.

The Only Way That I Could Figure They Could Improve Upon Coca-cola, One Of Life's Most Delightful Elixirs, Which Studies Prove Will Heal The Sick And Occasionally Raise The Dead, Is To Put Bourbon In It.

It's Better To Have Died A Small Child Than To Be A Politician Who Gets Caught In A Scandal During A Slow News Month.

There's Nothing Inherently Dirty About Sex, But If You Try Real Hard And Use Your Imagination You Can Overcome That.