Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women

Life Is Like A Dogsled Race. If You Ain't The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes.

There Is Something Wrong When You Wait In Line Thirty Minutes To Get A Hamburger That Was Cooked For Ninety Seconds An Hour Ago.

I Came From A Big Family. As A Matter Of Fact, I Never Got To Sleep Alone Until I Was Married.

If You Are Not The Lead Dog, Your Scenery Never Changes.

I Know Lots Of People Who Are Educated Far Beyond Their Intelligence.