Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women

I Came From A Big Family. As A Matter Of Fact, I Never Got To Sleep Alone Until I Was Married.

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

"have You Done Your Homework?" My Mother Would Ask. "i'll Do It Later." "you Will Do It Now, Young Man. I Don't Want You Winding Up On The Third Shift At Flagg-utica." Flagg-utica Was A Local Textile Plant. Somehow, I Never Could Figure How Failing To Read Three Chapters In My Geography Book About The Various Sorts Of Vegetation To Be Found In A Tropical Rain Forest Had Anything To Do With Facing A Life As A Mill Hand. But With Enough Guilt And Fear As Catalysts, You Can Read Anything, Even Geography Books And Deuteronomy.

Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going To Find A Woman I Don't Like And Give Her A House.

If You Are Not The Lead Dog, Your Scenery Never Changes.