Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel

In The South There's A Difference Between 'naked' And 'nekkid.' 'naked' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On. 'nekkid' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On And You're Up To Somethin'.

The Only Way That I Could Figure They Could Improve Upon Coca-cola, One Of Life's Most Delightful Elixirs, Which Studies Prove Will Heal The Sick And Occasionally Raise The Dead, Is To Put Bourbon In It.

It's Difficult To Think Anything But Pleasant Thoughts While Eating A Homegrown Tomato.

I Know Lots Of People Who Are Educated Far Beyond Their Intelligence.

Kinky Sex Involves The Use Of Duck Feathers. Perverted Sex Involves The Whole Duck.