Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel

There's No Such Thing As Being Too Southern.

Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going To Find A Woman I Don't Like And Give Her A House.

In The South There's A Difference Between 'naked' And 'nekkid.' 'naked' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On. 'nekkid' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On And You're Up To Somethin'.

Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It.

On A New York Subway You Get Fined For Spitting, But You Can Throw Up For Nothing.