Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel

Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going To Find A Woman I Don't Like And Give Her A House.

There's No Such Thing As Being Too Southern.

Kinky Sex Involves The Use Of Duck Feathers. Perverted Sex Involves The Whole Duck.

When My Love Returns From The Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?

The Only Way That I Could Figure They Could Improve Upon Coca-cola, One Of Life's Most Delightful Elixirs, Which Studies Prove Will Heal The Sick And Occasionally Raise The Dead, Is To Put Bourbon In It.