On A New York Subway You Get

Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel So Good For Myself.

The Idiot Who Invented Instant Grits Also Thought Of Frozen Fried Chicken, And They Ought To Lock Him Up Before He Tries To Freeze-dry Collards.

When My Love Returns From The Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?

Yankees Don't Understand That The Southern Way Of Talking Is A Language Of Nuance. What We Can Do In The South Is We Can Take A Word And Change It Just A Little Bit And Make It Mean Something Altogether Different.

Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Terminal Disease.