Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Terminal Disease.

I Grew Up In A Very Large Family In A Very Small House. I Never Slept Alone Until After I Was Married.

Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It.

I Know Lots Of People Who Are Educated Far Beyond Their Intelligence.

God Bless Merle Haggard. He Did All The Things That Johnny Cash Was Supposed To Have Done.

There's Nothing Inherently Dirty About Sex, But If You Try Real Hard And Use Your Imagination You Can Overcome That.