Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Terminal Disease.

If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink, It Would Be Diet Pepsi

I Know Lots Of People Who Are Educated Far Beyond Their Intelligence.

In The South There's A Difference Between 'naked' And 'nekkid.' 'naked' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On. 'nekkid' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On And You're Up To Somethin'.

They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.

The Game Of Life Is A Lot Like Football. You Have To Tackle Your Problems, Block Your Fears, And Score Your Points When You Get The Opportunity.