Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Terminal Disease.

There Is Something Wrong When You Wait In Line Thirty Minutes To Get A Hamburger That Was Cooked For Ninety Seconds An Hour Ago.

On A New York Subway You Get Fined For Spitting, But You Can Throw Up For Nothing.

Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, And If It Did Somebody Else Would Own The Orchard.

Yankees Don't Understand That The Southern Way Of Talking Is A Language Of Nuance. What We Can Do In The South Is We Can Take A Word And Change It Just A Little Bit And Make It Mean Something Altogether Different.

They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.