If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be

There's No Such Thing As Being Too Southern.

I Know Lots Of People Who Are Educated Far Beyond Their Intelligence.

There's Nothing Inherently Dirty About Sex, But If You Try Real Hard And Use Your Imagination You Can Overcome That.

It's Difficult To Think Anything But Pleasant Thoughts While Eating A Homegrown Tomato.

If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink, It Would Be Diet Pepsi