If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be

Mama Had An Appreciation Of The Language. She Taught Me A Love Of Words, Of How They Should Be Used And How They Can Fill A Creative Soul With A Passion And Lead To A Life's Work.

I Came From A Big Family. As A Matter Of Fact, I Never Got To Sleep Alone Until I Was Married.

Kinky Sex Involves The Use Of Duck Feathers. Perverted Sex Involves The Whole Duck.

There's Nothing Inherently Dirty About Sex, But If You Try Real Hard And Use Your Imagination You Can Overcome That.

On A New York Subway You Get Fined For Spitting, But You Can Throw Up For Nothing.