If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be

God Bless Merle Haggard. He Did All The Things That Johnny Cash Was Supposed To Have Done.

Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel So Good For Myself.

Let's All Start Walking More And Driving Less.

In The South There's A Difference Between 'naked' And 'nekkid.' 'naked' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On. 'nekkid' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On And You're Up To Somethin'.

I Get Letters From People Who Say, 'what Have You Got Against Women?' What Could I Possibly Have Against Women? I've Married Three Of Them.