If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be

If You Are Not The Lead Dog, Your Scenery Never Changes.

Mama Had An Appreciation Of The Language. She Taught Me A Love Of Words, Of How They Should Be Used And How They Can Fill A Creative Soul With A Passion And Lead To A Life's Work.

I Get Letters From People Who Say, 'what Have You Got Against Women?' What Could I Possibly Have Against Women? I've Married Three Of Them.

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

Life Is Like A Dogsled Race. If You Ain't The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes.