If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be

Yankees Don't Understand That The Southern Way Of Talking Is A Language Of Nuance. What We Can Do In The South Is We Can Take A Word And Change It Just A Little Bit And Make It Mean Something Altogether Different.

In The South There's A Difference Between 'naked' And 'nekkid.' 'naked' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On. 'nekkid' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On And You're Up To Somethin'.

Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going To Find A Woman I Don't Like And Give Her A House.

There's No Such Thing As Being Too Southern.

Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel So Good For Myself.