List of Finley Peter Dunne Quotes

Even An Englishman Was Niver Improved By Bein' Blown Up.

You Can Lade A Man Up To Th' University, But Ye Can't Make Him Think.

Viceis A Creature Of Such Heejous Mienthat Th' More Ye See It Th' Betther Ye Like It.

If Ye Live Enough Befure Thirty Ye Won't Care To Live At All Afther Fifty.

What's Wan Man's News Is Another Man's Throubles.

A Man Never Becomes An Orator If He Has Anything To Say.

The American Nation In The Sixth Ward Is A Fine People; They Love The Eagle - On The Back Of A Dollar.

When 'tis An Aven Thing In Th' Prayin', May Th' Best Man Win ... An' Th' Best Man Will Win.

Vice Is A Creature Of Such Hideous Mien... That The More You See It The Better You Like It

A Game You Play With Your Own Worst Enemy-yourself.

Th' Newspaper Does Ivrything F'r Us. It Runs Th' Polis Foorce An' Th' Banks, Commands Th' Milishy, Controls Th' Ligislachure, Baptizes Th' Young, Marries Th' Foolish, Comforts Th' Afflicted, Afflicts Th' Comfortable, Buries Th' Dead An' Roasts Thim Aftherward.

The Last Man That Makes A Joke Owns It.