The Last Man That Makes A Joke

When 'tis An Aven Thing In Th' Prayin', May Th' Best Man Win ... An' Th' Best Man Will Win.

If Christian Scientists Had More Science And Doctors More Christianity, It Wouldn't Make Any Difference Which You Called In - If You Had A Good Nurse.

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards.

Th' First Thing To Have In A Libry Is A Shelf. Fr'm Time To Time This Can Be Decorated With Lithrachure. But Th' Shelf Is Th' Main Thing.

I Wonder Why You Can Always Read A Doctor's Bill And You Can Never Read His Prescription.