The Last Man That Makes A Joke

I Care Not Who Makes Th' Laws Iv A Nation, If I Can Get Out An Injunction.

Freedom Is Like Drink. If You Take Any At All, You Might As Well Take Enough To Make You Happy For A While.

A Man That'd Expict To Thrain Lobsters To Fly In A Year Is Called A Loonytic; But A Man That Thinks Men Can Be Tur-rned Into Angels By An Iliction Is Called A Rayformer An' Remains At Large.

Alcohol Is Necessary For A Man So That He Can Have A Good Opinion Of Himself, Undisturbed By The Facts.

A Man Can Be Right And President, But He Can't Be Both At The Same Time.