Vice Is A Creature Of Such Hideous

It Must Be A Good Thing To Be Good Or Ivrybody Wudden't Be Pretendin' He Was.

Alcohol Is Necessary For A Man So That He Can Have A Good Opinion Of Himself, Undisturbed By The Facts.

Trust Ivrybody-but Cut Th' Cards.

A Man's Idea In A Game Of Cards Is War, Cruel, Devastating, And Pitiless. A Lady's Idea Of It Is A Combination Of Larceny, Embezzlement And Burglary.

Even An Englishman Was Niver Improved By Bein' Blown Up.