You Can Lade A Man Up To

Swearing Was Invented As A Compromise Between Running Away And Fighting.

That Is, No Matther Whether Th' Constitution Follows Th' Flag Or Not, Th' Supreme Coort Follows Th' Iliction Returns.

To Most People A Savage Nation Is Wan That Doesn't Wear Oncomf'rtable Clothes.

Don't Jump On A Man Unless He Is Down.

It [thanksgiving] Was Founded By The Puritans To Give Thanks For Bein' Preserved From The Indians, An' We Keep It To Give Thanks We Are Preserved From The Puritans.