You Can Lade A Man Up To

I Niver Knew A Pollytician To Go Wrong Ontil He's Been Contaminated By Contact With A Business Man.

A Lie With A Purpose Is One Of The Worst Kind, And The Most Profitable

I Wonder Why You Can Always Read A Doctor's Bill And You Can Never Read His Prescription.

If Ye Live Enough Befure Thirty Ye Won't Care To Live At All Afther Fifty.

A Fanatic Is A Man That Does What He Thinks The Lord Would Do If He Knew The Facts Of The Case.