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Most Vegetarians Look So Much Like The Food They Eat That They Can Be Classified As Cannibals.

You Can Lade A Man Up To Th' University, But Ye Can't Make Him Think.

I Care Not Who Makes Th' Laws Iv A Nation, If I Can Get Out An Injunction.

Trust Ivrybody-but Cut Th' Cards.

What Is Instinct? It Is The Natural Tendency In One When Filled With Dismay To Turn To His Wife.