What's Wan Man's News Is Another Man's

The Past Always Looks Better Than It Was; It's Only Pleasant Because It Isn't Here.

If Ye Live Enough Befure Thirty Ye Won't Care To Live At All Afther Fifty.

It Don't Make Much Difference What You Study, So Long As You Don't Like It.

A Man's Idea In A Game Of Cards Is War, Cruel, Devastating, And Pitiless. A Lady's Idea Of It Is A Combination Of Larceny, Embezzlement And Burglary.

Opportunity Knocks At Every Man's Door Once. On Some Men's Door It Hammers Till It Breaks Down The Door And Then It Goes In And Wakes Him Up If He's Asleep, And Ever Afterward It Works For Him As A Night Watchman.