What's Wan Man's News Is Another Man's

The Wise People Are In New York Because The Foolish Went There First, That's The Way The Wise Men Make A Living.

Vice Is A Creature Of Such Hideous Mien... That The More You See It The Better You Like It

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards.

Stories Are Meant To Comfort The Afflicted, And Afflict The Comfortable.

The Past Always Looks Better Than It Was; It's Only Pleasant Because It Isn't Here.