Viceis A Creature Of Such Heejous Mienthat

Alcohol Is Necessary For A Man So That He Can Have A Good Opinion Of Himself, Undisturbed By The Facts.

You Can Lade A Man Up To Th' University, But Ye Can't Make Him Think.

Freedom Is Like Drink. If You Take Any At All, You Might As Well Take Enough To Make You Happy For A While.

The Past Always Looks Better Than It Was; It's Only Pleasant Because It Isn't Here.

A Man's Idee In A Card Game Is War