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I Niver Knew A Pollytician To Go Wrong Ontil He's Been Contaminated By Contact With A Business Man.

Drink Never Made A Man Better, But It Has Made Many A Man Think He Was Better.

No Matter Whether The Constitution Follows The Flag Or Not, The Supreme Court Follows The Election Returns.

Histhry Is A Post-mortem Examination. It Tellsye What A Counthry Died Iv. But I'd Like To Know What It Lived Iv.