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Most Vegetarians Look So Much Like The Food They Eat That They Can Be Classified As Cannibals.

That Is, No Matther Whether Th' Constitution Follows Th' Flag Or Not, Th' Supreme Coort Follows Th' Iliction Returns.

A Game You Play With Your Own Worst Enemy-yourself.

A Lie With A Purpose Is One Of The Worst Kind, And The Most Profitable

Swearing Was Invented As A Compromise Between Running Away And Fighting.