List of Chi Chi Rodriguez Quotes

I Was On The Dance Floor But I Couldn't Hear The Band.

Red Meat Is Not Bad For You. Now Blue-green Meat, That's Bad For You!

Playing Golf Is Not Hot Work. Cutting Sugar Cane For A Dollar A Day - That's Hot Work. Hotter Than My First Wrist Watch.

When Lee And Jack Win, It Is Good For Golf. When I Win, It Is Better.

I Have 13 Dependents. All Of Them Have 140 Iq Or Better, Except Me. I'm Under 100 Iq, And I Support Them All.

The Best Putting Advice I Ever Received Was Make Sure You Concentrate Real Hard On Keeping That Darn Ball Real Low

Somebody Give Me A Banana. I'm Playing Like A Monkey, So I Might As Well Eat Like One.

He Told Me Just To Keep The Ball Low.

Trevino Is In A League By Himself. We Don't Even Count Him. We Figure When You Come In Second, You're A Winner.

Putting Isn't Golf, Greens Should Be Treated Almost The Same As Water Hazards: You Land On Them, Then Add Two Strokes To Your Score.

I Never Pray To God To Make A Putt. I Pray To God To Help Me React Good If I Miss A Putt.

Golf Is A Thinking Man's Game. You Can Have All The Shots In The Bag, But If You Don't Know What To Do With Them, You've Got Troubles.