Red Meat Is Not Bad For You.

The Best Putting Advice I Ever Received Was Make Sure You Concentrate Real Hard On Keeping That Darn Ball Real Low

I Have 13 Dependents. All Of Them Have 140 Iq Or Better, Except Me. I'm Under 100 Iq, And I Support Them All.

When I Used To Gamble, I Looked For Players With Head Covers On Their Irons. Those Guys I Could Beat.

I Was On The Dance Floor But I Couldn't Hear The Band.

Maintain A Childhood Enthusiasm For The Game Of Golf.