Red Meat Is Not Bad For You.

The First Time I Played The Masters, I Was So Nervous I Drank A Bottle Of Rum Before I Teed Off. I Shot The Happiest 83 Of My Life.

The Best Wood In Most Amateurs' Bags Is The Pencil.

When Lee And Jack Win, It Is Good For Golf. When I Win, It Is Better.

I Was On The Dance Floor But I Couldn't Hear The Band.

A Golf Ball Is Like A Clock. Always Hit It At 6 O'clock And Make It Go Toward 12 O'clock. But Make Sure You're In The Same Time Zone.