Somebody Give Me A Banana. I'm Playing

The Best Putting Advice I Ever Received Was Make Sure You Concentrate Real Hard On Keeping That Darn Ball Real Low

Only Fools Live In The Past Or Carry Envy To The Present.

When You're Having Trouble And Topping The Ball, It Means The Ground Is Moving On You.

The First Time I Played The Masters, I Was So Nervous I Drank A Bottle Of Rum Before I Teed Off. I Shot The Happiest 83 Of My Life.

I Never Prayed That I Would Make A Putt. I Prayed That I Would React Well If I Missed.