Somebody Give Me A Banana. I'm Playing

I Read The Greens In Spanish, But I Putt In English.

I Never Prayed That I Would Make A Putt. I Prayed That I Would React Well If I Missed.

When A Man Retires, His Wife Gets Twice The Husband But Only Half The Income.

I Was On The Dance Floor But I Couldn't Hear The Band.

I Have 13 Dependents. All Of Them Have 140 Iq Or Better, Except Me. I'm Under 100 Iq, And I Support Them All.