Somebody Give Me A Banana. I'm Playing

I Don't Exaggerate - I Just Remember Big.

The Best Putting Advice I Ever Received Was Make Sure You Concentrate Real Hard On Keeping That Darn Ball Real Low

Golf Is The Most Fun You Can Have With Out Taking Your Clothes Off.

I Don't Fear Death, But I Sure Don't Like Those Three-footers For Par.

The Best Wood In Most Amateurs' Bags Is The Pencil.