He Told Me Just To Keep The

Somebody Give Me A Banana. I'm Playing Like A Monkey, So I Might As Well Eat Like One.

Only Fools Live In The Past Or Carry Envy To The Present.

Don't Look For Excuses To Lose. Look For Excuses To Win.

Putting Isn't Golf, Greens Should Be Treated Almost The Same As Water Hazards: You Land On Them, Then Add Two Strokes To Your Score.

I Don't Fear Death, But I Sure Don't Like Those Three-footers For Par.