Playing Golf Is Not Hot Work. Cutting

The First Time I Played The Masters, I Was So Nervous I Drank A Bottle Of Rum Before I Teed Off. I Shot The Happiest 83 Of My Life.

Trevino Is In A League By Himself. We Don't Even Count Him. We Figure When You Come In Second, You're A Winner.

When I Used To Gamble, I Looked For Players With Head Covers On Their Irons. Those Guys I Could Beat.

The Best Wood In Most Amateurs' Bags Is The Pencil.

I Was On The Dance Floor But I Couldn't Hear The Band.