The Best Putting Advice I Ever Received

I Don't Fear Death, But I Sure Don't Like Those Three-footers For Par.

Putting Isn't Golf, Greens Should Be Treated Almost The Same As Water Hazards: You Land On Them, Then Add Two Strokes To Your Score.

I Have 13 Dependents. All Of Them Have 140 Iq Or Better, Except Me. I'm Under 100 Iq, And I Support Them All.

Somebody Give Me A Banana. I'm Playing Like A Monkey, So I Might As Well Eat Like One.

When A Man Retires, His Wife Gets Twice The Husband But Only Half The Income.