List Of Real Quotes

Do The Atheists In Wisconsin Realize They're Going To Hell? Did You Ask Them That?

When I Tell Children That They Are Far Too Dependent On Their Gizmos, They Do Not Deny It. But They Really Don't Care. This Is Their Real Life - Texting About Trivial Things; Listening To Numbing Music On Their Private Headphones. The Machines Block Everything Out - You Create Your Own Little Trivial World.

That's My Real Message: I Work Very Hard. We're An Honest Presentation, We Try To Give People Entertainment And Information At The Same Time, And It's Working. I Don't See Any Need For Big Drastic Changes In Our Presentation.

You Can't Be A Real Man If You Don't Look Out For Your Kids. They Need You.

I Went Through A Period In My Life When I Had No Friends, When The Phone Never Rang, When I Thought I Would Die From Loneliness. I Know That The Real Blessing Here Isn't That I Have A Book Published, But That I Have So Many People To Thank.

Better To Accept The Wretched Truth Than Struggle, Twisting To Make A Wish A Reality.

The Real Truth About Children Is They Don't Speak The Language Very Well. They're Physically Uncoordinated. And They Are Ignorant Of Our Elaborate Ideas About Right And Wrong.

If I Bring Anything To The Table, It's The Fact That Not Everybody Realizes They're Funny. So I Just Point A Finger.

I Didn't Realize What Fun It Was [ Been A Reporter].

I Don't Think I'll Ever Be A Real Boat Reporter. My Rolex Isn't Big Enough.

Mike Had Called Me And Said He Could Offer Me Less, And I Said, "you're On!" Because I Was Really Excited With What Mike Kelly Was Doing, And Now What Cullen Murphy Is Doing With Atlantic. It's A Really Cool Magazine.

The Real Slums Are Another Matter. The Bad Parts Of Tondo Are As Bad As Any Place I've Seen, Ancient, Filthy Houses Swarmed With The Poor And Stinking Of Sewage And Trash. But There Are Worse Parts - Squatter Areas Where People Live Under Cardboard, In Shipping Crates, Behind Tacked-up Newspapers. Dad Would March You Straight To The Basement With A Hairbrush In His Hand If He Caught You Keeping Your Hamster Cage Like This.