When Lee And Jack Win, It Is

The First Time I Played The Masters, I Was So Nervous I Drank A Bottle Of Rum Before I Teed Off. I Shot The Happiest 83 Of My Life.

I Was On The Dance Floor But I Couldn't Hear The Band.

Don't Look For Excuses To Lose. Look For Excuses To Win.

Golf Is The Most Fun You Can Have With Out Taking Your Clothes Off.

No One Has As Much Luck Around The Greens As One Who Practices A Lot.