When Lee And Jack Win, It Is

Somebody Give Me A Banana. I'm Playing Like A Monkey, So I Might As Well Eat Like One.

I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring Like Jane.

Remember You Have To Be Comfortable. Golf Is Not A Life Or Death Situation. It's Just A Game And Should Be Treated As Such. Stay Loose.

A Golf Ball Is Like A Clock. Always Hit It At 6 O'clock And Make It Go Toward 12 O'clock. But Make Sure You're In The Same Time Zone.

When A Man Retires, His Wife Gets Twice The Husband But Only Half The Income.