The Stealth Bomber Is Supposed To Be

My Idea Of Christmas, Whether Old-fashioned Or Modern, Is Very Simple: Loving Others. Come To Think Of It, Why Do We Have To Wait For Christmas To Do That?

Democrats Have An Answer To The Unemployment Problem. They're All Running For The Presidency.

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

We Flew Over To England By The Same Route Churchill Took. It Was Easy. All We Had To Do Was Follow The Cigar Ashes.