I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time,

Bigamy Is The Only Crime Where Two Rites Make A Wrong.

Golf Is A Hard Game To Figure. One Day You Will Go Out And Slice It And Shank It, Hit Into All The Traps And Miss Every Green. The Next Day You Go Out And, For No Reason At All, You Really Stink.

Having So Many Gold Courses So Close Together Was Ideal For Me. With My Slice I Could Enjoy Three Or Four Golf Courses At The Same Time.

Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation

I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French. Just Enough To Get By With The Little French Pigeons.