I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time,

A Few Years Ago He Had A Big Heart Transplant In Chicago, A Five-hour Operation. It Took The Doctors Four Hours To Get Him On The Operating Table.

When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano.

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.

It Sure Has Been A Pleasure For Us To Broadcast For The Sailors And Soldiers; Besides, Its Part Of The National Defence Program To Prepare Our Boys For Anything.

With Today's Movies, If We Took Out All The Bad Language, We'd Go Back To Silent Films.