Golf Is A Game That Needlessly Prolongs

A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It.

As Soon As The War Ended, We Located The One Spot On Earth That Hadn't Been Touched By The War And Blew It To Hell.

Having So Many Gold Courses So Close Together Was Ideal For Me. With My Slice I Could Enjoy Three Or Four Golf Courses At The Same Time.

I Need Money. I Have A Staff Of 30, And Four Houses, Never Mind The Government, To Support.

Welcome To The Academy Awards, Or, As It's Known At My House, Passover.