I Have Too Much Money Invested In

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.

Isn't It Fun To Go Out On The Course And Lie In The Sun?

Golf Is A Game That Needlessly Prolongs The Lives Of Some Of Our Most Useless Citizens.

You've Got To Be Rich To Have A Swing Like That.

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.