I Have Too Much Money Invested In

The Old Water Heater In My Dressing Room Was Working, But It Was Kind Of Tired. It Gave Off About As Much Warmth As An Agent's Handshake.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.

I'll Shoot My Age If I Have To Live To Be 105.

Middle Age Is When You Still Believe You'll Feel Better In The Morning.

I've Always Been In The Right Place And Time. Of Course, I Steered Myself There.