I Have Too Much Money Invested In

If I Had That Kind Of Money, I Wouldn't Come To Vietnam, I'd Send For It.

Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician Because He Doesn't Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal. He's Always Had An Agent For That.

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.