Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts

Four Of Us Slept In The One Bed. When It Got Cold, Mother Threw On Another Brother.

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.

I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.

I Don't Bother To Look For Parking Space Anymore. As Soon As I Get Near Hollywood Boulevard ... I Sell.

To Give You An Idea Of How Fast We Travelled - We Left With Two Rabbits And When We Arrived We Still Had Only Two.