Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts

Congratulations To Whoever Is Finally Booking Music We Love. It's Going To Get Us Out Of The House After Dark!

I've Always Felt England Was A Great Place For A Comic To Work. It's An Island And The Audience Can't Run Very Far.

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

Sure Vietnam Is A Dirty War. I've Never Heard Of A Clean One.