The Only Thing Chicken About Israel Is

Now That The War Is Winding Down, I Want To Say I Do Appreciate You Fellows Hanging Around Here - Just For Me.

Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A Tea Strainer, You Can Never Get Enough.

I Don't Know What People Have Against Government; They Haven't Done Anything.

I Need Money. I Have A Staff Of 30, And Four Houses, Never Mind The Government, To Support.

Golf Is A Funny Game. It's Done Much For Health, And At The Same Time Has Ruined People By Robbing Them Of Their Peace Of Mind. Look At Me, I'm The Healthiest Idiot In The World.