I Can Still Chase Women, Only Downhill

Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.

I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time, Although It's Not Really True That On My First Round They Strapped My Bag On The Back Of A Dinosaur.

You Know What A Fan Letter Is - It's Just An Inky Raspberry.

Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A Tea Strainer, You Can Never Get Enough.

Where Else But In America Could The Women's Liberation Movement Take Off Their Bras, Then Go On Tv To Complain About Their Lack Of Support?