I Can Still Chase Women, Only Downhill

My Idea Of Christmas, Whether Old-fashioned Or Modern, Is Very Simple: Loving Others. Come To Think Of It, Why Do We Have To Wait For Christmas To Do That?

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.

Miniskirts Have Become Quite A Fad. They're Even Some Guys Wearing Them. Don't Laugh, If You Had Thought To Of That, You'd Not Be Here Now.

Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When Your Weightlifting Consists Merely Of Standing Up.