I Can Still Chase Women, Only Downhill

Where Else But In America Could The Women's Liberation Movement Take Off Their Bras, Then Go On Tv To Complain About Their Lack Of Support?

If I'm On The Course And Lightning Starts, I Get Inside Fast. If God Wants To Play Through, Let Him.

We Flew Over To England By The Same Route Churchill Took. It Was Easy. All We Had To Do Was Follow The Cigar Ashes.

He Was Bare Chested And In Good Trim. I Said That Just Looking At Him I Knew There Would Always Be An England

I Was Lucky, You Know, I Always Had A Beautiful Girl And The Money Was Good. Although I Would Have Done The Whole Thing Over For, Oh, Perhaps Half.