I Can Still Chase Women, Only Downhill

I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better Boxer, Or That's What I'd Be Now - A Punchy Ex-pug.

It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford On A Golf Course - You Just Follow The Wounded.

That's Life. The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Score.

Golf's Really Fun In Japan Because Of The Women Caddies. ... I Saw One Guy Start Out Playing Alone With His Caddie. By The 9th Hole They Were Engaged And When They Finished On 18 They Had A Foursome.

You Never Get Tired Unless You Stop And Take Time For It.