I Can Still Chase Women, Only Downhill

My Folks Were English . . . We Were Too Poor To Be British.

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

With Today's Movies, If We Took Out All The Bad Language, We'd Go Back To Silent Films.

We Have 51 Golf Courses In Palm Springs. He [president Ford] Never Decides Which Course He Will Play Until After The First Tee Shot.

Chiropractic Is A Wonderful Means Of Natural Healing!