I Can Still Chase Women, Only Downhill

Middle Age Is When You Still Believe You'll Feel Better In The Morning.

My Secret For Staying Young Is Good Food, Plenty Of Rest, And A Makeup Man With A Spray Gun.

A Sense Of Humor Is Good For You. Have You Ever Heard Of A Laughing Hyena With Heart Burn?

The Firm Is Really Ahead Of The Times. It Has A Stock Market Ticker That Prints Its Report On Thin Aspirins.

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.