Please Don't Stand Up On My Account.

I Was Lucky, You Know, I Always Had A Beautiful Girl And The Money Was Good. Although I Would Have Done The Whole Thing Over For, Oh, Perhaps Half.

Everyone's Nervous These Days. Ronald Mcdonald Has Hired Six Bodyguards, And That's Just To Protect His Buns.

The Best Thing About Growing Older Is That It Takes Such A Long Time.

Every Naval Vessel Has A Contingent Of Marines Aboard. After All, The Sailors Have To Have Someone To Dance With.

They'll Always Be An England, Even If It's In Hollywood.