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A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time I Eat A Peanut, I Feel Immortal.

The Concorde Is Great. It Gives You Three Extra Hours To Find Your Luggage.

You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age By The Rings On Her Fingers.