Please Don't Stand Up On My Account.

Our First Stop Was Red Square, The Heart Of Moscow - If Moscow Has One.

The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Lose Weight, Because By Then Your Body And Your Fat Are Really Good Friends.

Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts To Show Around Your Middle.

There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.

Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip The Last Hole.