The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite.

I've Got To Watch Myself These Days. It's Too Exciting Watching Anyone Else.

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When Your Weightlifting Consists Merely Of Standing Up.

England Occupies A Warm Spot In My Affections. It Was The Scene Of My Greatest Performance. I Was Born There.

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.

My Secret For Staying Young Is Good Food, Plenty Of Rest, And A Makeup Man With A Spray Gun.