Gerry Ford Is Easy To Spot On

I Always Like To Go To Washington D.c. It Gives Me A Chance To Visit My Money.

Out Here In The Pacific, They Have Typhoons And Hurricanes That Blow Over 200 Miles An Hour. We Have Tornadoes And Hurricanes Back Home, But I Don't Worry About Them. The Mortgage On My House Is So Heavy That Nothing Could Budge It.

I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel Anything Till Noon. That's When It's Time For My Nap.

The High Point Of The Act Is When He (uri Durov) Puts His Head Inside The Bear's Huge Jaws. I Wouldn't Even Try That With My Agent.

Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.