Talk About Cheap - On Christmas Eve,

I Was In A Department Store And I Saw A Weird-looking Gadget. I Asked The Young Saleslady What It Was. She Answered, "it Doesn't Do Anything. It's Just A Christmas Gift."

Some Kids Want To Know Why The Teachers Get Paid When It's The Kids Who Have To Do All The Work.

I Bought My Kid An Educational Toy To Help Him Make It Through Life. No Matter How You Put It Together, It's Wrong.

For Christmas The Just Came Out With A Battery-operated Battery. But The Batteries Aren't Included.

I Take New Years With A Grain Of Salt And Three Aspirins.