My Wife Is A Real Puritan. She

The Post Office Is Very Careful Nowadays. When They Get A Package Marked "fragile," They Throw It Underhand.

Valentine's Day - A Nice Holiday Because It's The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Wife.

A Committee Is A Group That Keeps Minutes And Loses Hours.

I Don't Date Women My Age. There Aren't Any.

My Doctor Told Me That Jogging Could Add Years To My Life. I Think He Was Right. I Feel Ten Years Older Already.