My Wife Is A Real Puritan. She

Just Remember, Golf Is Flog Spelled Backwards.

If You Hire Relatives, You'll Have A Payroll That Won't Quit.

A Man Falls Down A Flight Of Stairs And Somebody Rushes Over To Him And Asks, Did You Miss A Step? No, He Answers, I Hit Every One Of Them!

Why Are We Honoring This Man? Have We Run Out Of Human Beings?

It's Always Consoling To Know That Today's Christmas Gifts Are Tomorrow's Garage Sales.