In Washington, A Man Gets Up To

When I Was In School, One Of My Teachers Was Crazy About Me. I Once Heard Her Tell Another Teacher, "i Wish He Was My Kid For One Day!"

Marriage Is One Of The Few Institutions That Allow A Man To Do As His Wife Pleases.

Jews Don't Drink Much Because It Interferes With Their Suffering.

We Owe A Lot To Thomas Edison - If It Wasn't For Him, We'd Be Watching Television By Candlelight.

Experience Is What You Have After You've Forgotten Her Name.