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I'd Rather Be A Could-be If I Cannot Be An Are; Because A Could-be Is A Maybe Who Is Reaching For A Star. I'd Rather Be A Has-been Than A Might-have-been, By Far; For A Might Have-been Has Never Been, But A Has Was Once An Are.

They've Got Plastic Christmas Trees Now. They're Hard To Tell From The Real Aluminum Ones.

If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door.

A Thing Of Beauty Is A Job Forever.

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