Why Are We Honoring This Man? Have

If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door, But Only As Long As It's Not Visible From The Street.

One Of Those Christmas Songs Says, "you Better Not Shout, You Better Not Cry, You Better Not Pout." How's My Wife Going To Get Along?

I Bought My Mother-in-law A Beautiful Chair For Christmas, But She Won't Let Me Plug It In.

Experience Is What You Have After You've Forgotten Her Name.

I Just Read About A Schoolteacher Who Got Hurt. She Was Grading Papers On A Curve!