Best Christmas Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

Every Company In America Should Be On Its Knees Thanking Jesus For Being Born. Without Christmas, Most American Businesses Would Be Far Less Profitable. More Than Enough Reason For Business To Be Screaming 'merry Christmas.'

There Is A Remarkable Breakdown Of Taste And Intelligence At Christmastime. Mature, Responsible Grown Men Wear Neckties Made Of Holly Leaves And Drink Alcoholic Beverages With Raw Egg Yolks And Cottage Cheese In Them.

Christmas Begins About The First Of December With An Office Party And Ends When You Finally Realize What You Spent, Around April Fifteenth Of The Next Year.

Now, The Essence, The Very Spirit Of Christmas Is That We First Make Believe A Thing Is So, And Lo, It Presently Turns Out To Be So. - Stephen Leacockof Christmas Trees Around The House, So It Smells Good.

Its Christmas Eve! Its The One Night Of The Year When We All Act A Little Nicer, We Smile A Little Easier, We Cheer A Little More. For A Couple Of Hours Out Of The Whole Year, We Are The People That We Always Hoped We Would Be.

Yule—yul Log For The Christmas-fire Tale-spinner—of Fairy Tales That Can Come True: Yul Brynner.

T'was The Night Before Christmas, When All Through The House, Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even A Mouse.

Now, 'dasher!' Now, 'dancer!' Now, 'prancer' And 'vixen!' On, 'comet!' On, 'cupid!' On, 'donner' And 'blitzen!'

The Stockings Were Hung By The Chimney With Care, In Hopes That St. Nicholas Soon Would Be There.

As Dry Leaves That Before The Wild Hurricane Fly, When They Meet With An Obstacle, Mount To The Sky. So Up To The House-top The Coursers They Flew, With The Sleigh Full Of Toys, And St. Nicholas Too.

My Mother Would Give My Brothers And Me A Pile Of Catalogues And Let Us Pick What We Wanted For Christmas.

Jesus Came From Heaven Down To Earth. He Left All Grandeur Behind Him, He Passed By Palaces And Thrones-to Be Born In A Manger! He Was Born Lowly, That He Might Raise Men Up To God. The Poor Have A Friend In Jesus. If No One Else Loves Them, He Loves Them. He Came To Give Them Liberty, To Proclaim To Them The Gospel Of God's Grace.