Radio... That Wonderful Invention By Which I

A Young Man Fills Out An Application For A Job And Does Well Until He Gets To The Last Question, "who Should We Notify In Case Of An Accident?" He Mulls It Over And Then Writes, "anybody In Sight!"

Who Says We Didn't Have Controversial Subjects On Tv Back In My Time? Remember Bonanza? It Was About Three Guys In High Heels Living Together

Radio... That Wonderful Invention By Which I Can Reach Millions Of People... Who Fortunately Can't Reach Me.

We Inherit A Lot From Our Parents: Mom's Eyes, Dad's Chin, And The Attitude Of Whichever Parent Isn't Punishing You At The Moment. All Of Those Things We Have Our Mom's To Thank For."if Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?"

At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.