She Was So Fat That Her Clothes

I Tell Ya, Gambling Never Agreed With Me. Last Week I Went To The Track And They Shot My Horse With The Opening Gun.

They Say Love Thy Neighbor As Thy Self , What Am I Supposed To Do Jerk Him Off Too?

In The School I Went To, They Asked A Kid To Prove The Law Of Gravity And He Threw The Teacher Out Of The Window.

My Cousin Is Gay, In School While Other Kids Were Dissecting Frog, He Was Opening Flies.

My Dog Learned How To Beg By Watching Me Through The Bedroom Door.