She Was So Fat That Her Clothes

I Joined Gamblers Anon., They Gave Me 2 To 1 I Wouldn't Make It! I Joined Aa, There Was A Two Drink Minimum!

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!

My Mother Had Morning Sickness After I Was Born.

In The School I Went To, They Asked A Kid To Prove The Law Of Gravity And He Threw The Teacher Out Of The Window.