She Was So Fat That Her Clothes

I'm Sitting On Top Of The World, And I've Got Hemorrhoids.

I Joined Gamblers Anon., They Gave Me 2 To 1 I Wouldn't Make It! I Joined Aa, There Was A Two Drink Minimum!

My Mother Never Breast Fed Me, She Told Me She Only Liked Me As A Friend.

Time And Tide And Hookers Wait For No Man.

When I Was A Kid My Parents Moved A Lot, But I Always Found Them.