She Was So Fat That Her Clothes

Last Week I Told My Psychiatrist, 'i Keep Thinking About Suicide', And He Told Me From Now I Have To Pay In Advance.

My Old Man Never Liked Me. He Gave Me My Allowance In Traveler's Checks.

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.

I Like Southern Girls. They Talk So Slow That By The Time They Say No, I Made It Already.

My Problem Is That I Appeal To Everyone That Can Do Me Absolutely No Good.