I Shouldn't Tell Jokes About My Wife.

If I Could Have Dinner With Anyone Who Lived In History, It Would Depend On The Restaurant.

Sure I Smoked Pot In Hospital. My Wife Won't Let Me Toke At Home.

My Wife Made Me Join A Bridge Club... I Jump Off Next Tuesday.

When I Was Born ... The Doctor Came Out To The Waiting Room And Said To My Father ... I'm Very Sorry. We Did Everything We Could ... But He Pulled Through.

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!