I Told My Wife A Man Is

I Tell Ya, I Knew My Morning Wasn't Going Right. When I Put On My Shirt The Button Fell Off, When I Picked Up My Briefcase, The Handle Fell Off, I Tell Ya, I Was Afraid To Go To The Bathroom.

I Don't Get No Respect, No Respect At All!

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.

I Went To See My Doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...i Told Him Once, "doctor, Every Morning When I Get Up And Look In The Mirror I Feel Like Throwing Up. What's Wrong With Me?" He Said, "i Don't Know, But Your Eyesight Is Perfect."

I'm A Downer. I've Been Depressed My Whole Life. Figure It Out.