He Who Laughs Last Didn't Get It

My Wife Only Has Sex With Me For A Purpose. Last Night It Was To Time An Egg.

They Took A Survey: Why Do Men Get Up In The Middle Of The Night? Ten Percent Get Up To Go To The Bathroom And 90 Percent Get Up To Go Home.

What A Dog I Got. Last Night He Went On The Paper Four Times - Three While I Was Reading It.

I Once Met A Beautiful, Proper English Girl. I Bid Her Adieu.... She Bid Me A Don't.

Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad It's Not In My Act.