He Who Laughs Last Didn't Get It

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.

When My Old Man Wanted Sex, My Mother Would Show Him A Picture Of Me.

I'd Like To Get Some New Clothes, But I Can't Find A Big And Short Store.

You Wanna Have Laughs? Do What I Do. When I Go Through A Tollbooth, I Keep Going. I Tell The Guy, The Car Behind Me Is Paying For Two.