He Who Laughs Last Didn't Get It

My Wife Gives Good Headache.

My Wife Only Has Sex With Me For A Purpose. Last Night It Was To Time An Egg.

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.

I Live In A Bad Neighborhood. Why, I Saw Two Complete Strangers Share A Taxi - Yeah, One Guy Took The Radio And The Other Guy Took The Tires.

My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.