He Who Laughs Last Didn't Get It

It Would Be Great If People Never Got Angry At Someone For Doing Something They've Done Themselves.

If You Can't Write Your Own Material, You Have Very Little Chance Of Making It As A Comedian.

I Tell Ya, My Wife's A Lousy Cook. After Dinner, I Don't Brush My Teeth. I Count Them.

One Night I Asked A Cabbie To Take Me Where The Action Is, He Took Me To My House.

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.