He Who Laughs Last Didn't Get It

My Kid Wants To Be A Prison Warden When He Grows Up So He Can Put Thumb Tacks On The Electric Chairs.

He Found A New Way To Cover Up His Bad Breath. He Holds Up His Arms.

My Dog Learned How To Beg By Watching Me Through The Bedroom Door.

When I Was A Kid My Parents Moved A Lot, But I Always Found Them.

For Christmas One Year I Bought My Son A Bb Gun. He Bought Me A T-shirt With A Bulls Eye On The Back.