List Of Teeth Quotes

Never Do Anything To A Clitoris With Your Teeth That You Wouldn't Do To An Expensive Waterproof Wristwatch.

I Still Gasp At The Revealing Lingo For Weapons: Erector Launchers, Thrust Ratios; My Teeth Grind Reflexively When Dubya Sputters Eye-rack And Eye-ran Have 'nookyular Capabacity.

I Had My Two Front Teeth Knocked Out By A Sixth Grader In First Grade.

The Second Was Some Rather Bad Poetry, But It Was Short, And I Forced My Way Through By Gritting My Teeth And Occasionally Closing One Eye So As Not To Damage The Entirety Of My Brain.

You're Not Very Nice," I Say, Grinning. "you're One To Talk." "hey, I Could Be Nice If I Tried." "hmm." He Taps His Chin. "say Something Nice, Then." "you're Very Good-looking." He Smiles, His Teeth A Flash In This Dark. "i Like This 'nice' Thing.

She Smiles.her Teeth Are Crooked. If I Knocked Them Out,i Might Be Doing Her A Favor.

If You Meet Somebody Who's Spent Any Length Of Time In Prison, You Don't Let Your Guard Down. Ever. And Really, That's What That Was About-if You Open Up Too Much, You're Asking To Get Your Teeth Kicked In.

I Hate Dentists. That's Why My Tooth Fell Out. I Was In The Middle Of A Root Canal And Wouldn't Go Back, So It Just Dropped Out When I Was In The Middle Of Fifth Avenue. I Had To Do The Calvin Klein Show Without The Tooth.

Once I Was Walking From The Mercer In New York - Because Otherwise I Don't Walk Anywhere - And This Woman Paparazzo Who Was Following Me Fell Over A Fire Hydrant And Her Whole Tooth Went Through Her Lip. I Leant Over Her, Saying, 'are You All Right?' And She Was Still Taking Pictures.

The Trick In Foraging For A Tooth Lost In Coffee Grounds Is Not To Be Misled By The Clumps. The Only Way To Be Sure Is To Rub Each Clump Between Your Thumb And Index Finger, Which Makes A Mess Of Your Hands.

I Think We Were All Initially Swept Along With The Obama Win, But He's Proven To Be Simply A Set Of Teeth, And Useless In Every Other Regard.

No Matter What All Your Teeth And Wet Fingers Anticipated, There Was No Accounting For The Way That Simple Joy Could Shake You.