I Tell Ya, My Wife's A Lousy

I Told My Dentist I Want A Tooth To Match The Others. He Gave My One With Four Cavities.

I Once Had A Problem ... So I Tried Group Sex. Now I Have A New Problem - Who To Thank.

My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A Nail In The Spare!!

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.

Well With Girls I Don't Get No Respect. I Had A Blind Date. I Waited Two Hours On The Corner. A Girl Walked By. I Said Are You Louise? She Said, Are You Rodney? I Said, Yeah. She Said, I'm Not Louise.