I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood.

My Old Man Never Liked Me. He Gave Me My Allowance In Traveler's Checks.

I Told My Wife The Truth. I Told Her I Was Seeing A Psychiatrist. Then She Told Me The Truth: That She Was Seeing A Psychiatrist, Two Plumbers, And A Bartender.

One Night I Asked A Cabbie To Take Me Where The Action Is, He Took Me To My House.

My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.

We Were Poor. We Were So Poor, In My Neighborhood The Rainbow Was In Black-and-white.